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Cat Kisses

Sandpaper kisses
on a cheek or a chin -
that is the way
for a day to begin!

Sandpaper kisses -
a cuddle, a purr.
I have an alarm clock
that's covered with fur.

By Bobbi Katz

Two Funny Men

I know a man
Who's upside down,
And when he goes to bed
His head's not on the pillow. No!
His feet are there instead.

I know a man
Who's back to front,
The strangest man I've seen.
He can't tell where he's going
But he knows where he has been.

By Spike Milligan

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